YYC members's daily activities in class..(secondary lifestyle)

compulsory things tht YYC's members need to do during lesson or in the class to make us nt to feel bored easily..
1) sleeping in the class(especially physics, n biology) actually i dunno y every time we will fell asleep during these 2 subjects..maybe the teachers knw the black magic to make us fall asleep..=x
2) eating in the class during lesson..
3) talk bad about ngong chan, coz every time we saw her.. we will see her dead face like die on a street and hope sympathy frm the others...for u info, we YYC hate this kind of people...
4) talking in the class.. especially during Maths, Moral, English and other subjects(actually almost all subjects) iris n me always talk non-stop during moral lesson until the teacher(known as. the crocodile) always wanna separate us...XD
5) playing childish game(OMEGA n etc) i dunnoe how to describe the game!! i stil remember it... gosh!! so childish, but very funny!!!hahahaha!!!
6) talk about kitty n lala which kitty always pretend to be innocent when we talked about this... ( kitty, u very fake) muahahahahah!!
7) talk abut FC n her beloved TB..( FC always peek the TB when the TB take her shower)
8) talk about hot artists..
9) draw other's book with some pornographics when feel bored on a lesson( iris started it)
10) observing bio teacher's bra which become the daily activity for FC... n, she will tell us the colors after the lesson..
11) observing add maths teacher's legs-Lala(kitty's 1st wife) which is iris's daily activity...( i mean the dot dot..very scary man!!!)
12) always failed the chemistry experiments..we dunno y....=.="
13) talk about FC's fav pig legs..XD
14) show body language to some bitches in our class n some teachers- oso bitches....( hey square n pink!! im talking about u!! n oso Tan CL, n Zaini..muka temberang..) :p
15) change the story of history or using a great 'imagination' to ease us to memorize the history subjects (thx to iris, most of the story created by her)..

tht's all by today....see you all nex time!!
activity director , Jane

Can you live up to your name?

Since no one has updated this blog for the past three days and I am experiencing a lack of inspiration in my life, I decided to find out the meanings of our YYC members' names just to pass time. First and foremost ofcourse is our YYC Prez the ever horny and dirty minded Kitty.

The meaning of the name Kitty is Pure (Ahem, Kitty is definitely not pure)
The origin of the name Kitty is English (oh, I thought it was indian haha)
Info on this name: diminutive form of Katherine. (omg! same name as the '3 finger rule' teacher)Also means a baby cat. Kitty Carlisle, actress/singer.

The meaning of the name Jane is God Is Gracious
The origin of the name Jane is English (hmm, not china?)
Info on this name: Jane Austen, author. Jane Seymour, actress. Jane Fonda, actress.

The meaning of the name Iris is Colorful, Rainbow
The origin of the name Iris is Greek
Info on this name: Iris is the ancient symbol of power, and was dedicated to the God Juno. (More power to me, yes!)

Unfortunately, I can't find the defination of the name FC. Just know that it doesn't stand for 'fan club' or 'F*** club' or 'fussy castle'. Its short for Fongcheas.

And just for fun:
The meaning of the name Paula is Small
The origin of the name Paula is Latin
Info on this name: Paula Abdul, choreographer/singer. Paula Poundstone, comedian.
YYC's definition for this name: Likes to nag and scold, prejudice towards people who are not 'normal' and likes to think of themselves as 'alim' person

The meaning of the name Lala is Tulip (not terung?)
The origin of the name Lala is Slavic
YYC's definition for this name: Wife of nabi Kitty, has 'dot dot' and evil smile, loves to give homework and rampas Kitty's pen (Kitty's pen is short)

Sisters before misters???

I think this is an untouched topic for the YYC members, so I would like to know would you date someone your friend likes because that someone happens to like you and not your friend?
Let me give you a scenario:
Kitty and FC are best friends. Kitty tells FC that she likes lala but lala doesn't know. One day, lala tells FC that she likes her and FC suddenly feel like she likes lala too. Should she date lala behind Kitty's back or tell lala about Kitty's love for her and how FC and lala cannot be together or explain to Kitty about the situation and hopes she understand while FC dates lala?
So, what would you do? Would you put your sisters (being your friends) before the misters or maybe sisters before the mrs? And I know everyone would say you would not risk your friendship over a guy and you would never let a guy get in between you and your girls but this is a guy you really really happen to like ok, so think about it.

p.s. FC doesn't like lala in real life, so relax kitty. ; )

xoxo, iris

April 22nd is Earth Day!

To show you that YYC is not a selfish club dedicated to fulfill the needs of its crazy members only(especially kitty), I have compiled a list of things that the YYC members do, or at least try to do in other to save our lovely mother earth. At YYC, we believe that a healthy and clean environment is important for us to lead a happy life and blah blah blah all that shit. Okay, so we're not saints but trust me, we do do our part (thou very little) for the earth and if you feel inspired or perhaps guilty for not giving a damn about earth, maybe you can try out the activities that I've listed below. And if you don't enjoy it, well at least you tried, right?

1. Reuse jars and bottles
2. Sell old newspaper and tin cans then use the money to buy ice-cream like me
3. Make sure mother plants flowers & trees around the house
4. Bring a handkerchief to school rather than use tissue (but never use it to wipe ur ass after u
pooped)
5. Turn off lights when you leave the room. (Kitty always turn off the light when lala enters her
bedroom ; ) )
6. Ask your science teacher about the effects of global warming instead of making fun of the
colour of her bra like FC
7. Get some dork to plant trees around the school for you and getting credit for it
8. Get your teacher to hold class outside, then ditch the class when she's not looking
9. Change your underwear once a week or don't wear underwear at all (Ask Jane, I'm sure
she tried this before, haha)
10. Instead of wrapping your text books with book wrappers, use plastic bags eventhough it
makes you look cheap
11. Have candlelight dinner like kitty when she's trying to seduce lala
12. To conserve energy & space, ask your special someone to move in with you (FC recently ask
her beloved TB to move in with her, so sweet)

That's all. Anymore creative ideas? Sent it to our chat box, ok.

College Fever

Since the YYC members are all going to college soon (Jane being an exception coz she's already in college), I decided to paste this poll on the Best Things About College courtesy of The N.

Best Things About College

1
All your best friends living in the same building as you

2
Learning the secret things they won't tell you until you go to college

3
New friends

4
Picking your own class schedule

5
Getting the hell out of high school

6
Living away from home

7
Free high-speed Internet

8
That one place where everybody hangs out

9
Meeting people from different places

10
No dress code

11
Spring break

12
Not having to raise your hand to go to the bathroom

13
Escaping your parents

14
Freedom

15
Getting into stuff you were never into before

16
Suddenly being a lot more popular

17
Boys

18
Co-ed dorms

19
Reinventing
20
Discovering new music yourself

21
Not being made fun of for doing well in class

22
The hot school newspaper editor

23
Discovering new interests

24
Learning to take care of yourself

25
Going off campus

26
Discovering that school can be interesting

27
Student discounts

28
Roommates

29
Graduation

30
The pool table

31
Those tiny little refrigerators in the dorm lounge

32
Scholarships

33
New and better vending machines

34
Interning at The N

35
Developing an innate ability to sense free food

36
All-nighters

37
Chewing gum in class

38
Forgetting everything you learned in high school

39
Free gym access

40
Putting a college decal in your car window

41
School sweatshirts

42
Escaping your high school nickname

43
Eating Frosted Flakes for dinner

44
Realizing it's not like it is on TV

45
All of your roommate's stuff

46
Transferring to a school that sucks less

47
Experimentation

48
Learning from your mistakes

49
Care packages

50
Adding a new Facebook network

51
Wearing flip-flops in the shower

52
Football games

53
Being in the most sought-after demographic in the world

54
Doing things you'll regret later

55
Having crushes on your professors

56
Ramen noodles

57
Having a car but not having anywhere to park it

58
Sororities

59
Basketball games

60
Living in a tiny apartment with five people

So, what do you think? Personally, I agree wif most of them but if you have a different list on the Best Things About College, feel free to add it in our chat box or send me an e-mail. Top 61-100 of the list coming up on my next post.

xoxo, iris (yycgirls4ver@gmail.com)

Moms will be moms

Yes, i'm starting off this beautiful friday morning talkin bout my mom and moms of the other YYC members. YYC member jane and i have a lot of things in common: brains that are corrupted to the point of no return, our unison hatred towards a certain someone, tendencies to talk too much in class and our moms share d same name not to mention they even use the same brand of skincare products and drive small cars. But the one things that really ties our moms together is their attitude towards gay people. Yup, our moms are homophobic, really homophobic. I swear my mom cringes everytime she sees someone gay. And according to jane, her mom is the same way too. My mom will go like "eww, look at him/her. He/she is gay. Isn't that disgusting?" Afterwhich i'll respond with an eye roll and a fake nod. Jane and i even decided to create JAGC (Jenny's Anti-Gay Club) for our moms, they don't know about it ofcourse.
I'm not trying to promote gay-ness (is that even a word?) nor have i anything against it. But i think its kindda rude and narrow minded of our moms to diss gay people like that. It's the 21st century and i have gay friends so get over yourself already.
On another note, i don't know FC and kitty's moms views towards this issue. I'll try my very best to make either one of them write on this topic when they get their lazy asses out of bed. And to jane, hopefully you like this post, i wrote it on your request.

p.s. beware of paula

xoxo, iris

Teenagers are hormonally insane

I'm bored out of my shell, besides sittin infront of d computer alomost eight hours a day chattin wif my peeps & d occasional typing assignments, i pretty much have nothing goin on in my life. I thought life after high school was suppose to be fun. I mean wat happened to the keg parties we were suppose to have and the countless hours of guy watching we were suppose to do. But come to think about it sandakan ain't exactly the best place to look for any good looking guys, and even if u were lucky enough to spot one i can assure you he's probably gay or bisexual or a transgender whatever u name it. Anyhow, enough of my self-pity and more about YYC. Since i'm the self-proclaim historian among our YYC members, i think its only suitable for me to explain a little bit of YYC's rich history.
YYC was founded in 2005 and the original members were kitty, fongcheas (FC), she whose real name shall not be revealed - pink, and myself. After several turns of event involving lots of backstabbing and unwanted praying, pink was then replaced by jane in 2006. Jane went through an intensive course of sex and relationship education before she official became a YYC member. Since the appoinment of jane as YYC's activity director, YYC continued to grow and became more prominent in the lifes of its members.
That's all i could think of for today, as for d title of the post not fittin d content, don't ask cause i don't quite understand it either. My brain isn't workin well today, i think i'm high or something.
peace out!


xoxo, iris

Welcome...

Hi this is a blog created specifically by YYC members for YYC members and the crazy friends of YYC. In this blog we discuss n post just about anything that interest us. Just keep an open mind as ur reading this blog and we don't want no discrimanation or online bullying. Plus we don't welcome no haters either. This is it for d first post. Holla.

xoxo, iris (un-official secretary of YYC)